Meet The Queens
Heather
Heather Fucking Phetish — with a PH, and don’t you forget it. A proud Taurus from Newcastle, she’s the sambuca-sipping, slightly forgetful drag queen who’s as unfiltered as she is unpredictable. Bold, brash, and never short of a punchline, Heather brings Geordie grit and chaotic humour to the Sparkles stage every single night.
Whether she’s throwing shade, sipping shots, or keeping the audience howling with her off-the-cuff comedy, Heather is all about living in the moment. She’s messy, she’s magnetic, and she’s a queen who knows that drag isn’t just about looking polished — it’s about making people laugh until they cry.
Geordie Chaos.
Sambuca Spirit.
100% Heather.
Heather doesn’t believe in doing drag by the book. She’s the queen who’ll have a tequila in one hand, a mic in the other, and still find a way to roast you before the chorus is done. Forgetful, funny, and utterly fearless, she’s Newcastle’s finest export — and a Sparkles staple.